What do you call that?

An elephant seal?

Actually, you call it a good family outing.

Earlier this week singer Seal and Heidi Klum took the kids to the Happiest Place on Earth!

No, not Amy Winehouse’s den - Disneyland!

They rode the teacup and the Flying Dumbo (no reference to Air Force One with Bush in it!).

And, the family appeared to have a great time.

Just a word of caution to Heidi - careful of the Elephant seals - they can get a little grouchy!

Madonna!

That’s what her T-shirt suggests, anyway.

She was snapped coming out of her gym wearing the colorful shirt.

What would that make her - a Obamadonna?

Say that 10 times and I’ll vote for you!

It’s a beautiful thing!

“The Paps!

Jennifer knows a little something about attractions.

She’s had her share.

And since her attraction to singer John Mayer just ended maybe it’s good that she’s playing a “free-spirited, Fatal Attraction-like stalker” named Claire Harper for her guest role on NBC’s “30 Rock” in New York. 

Maybe the Mayer fling will help put a little fire into the role!

From the looks of these scenes of her on the set, she’s having fun anyway.

Her character, Claire, is a former roommate of Tina Fey’s character Liz Lemon and when Claire arrives in New York from Chicago, she begins an obsession with Jack Donaghy (Alec Baldwin).

“Jennifer is not only incredibly lovely to have around, she also has what the young people would call ‘mad skills.’ We’re very excited that she’s joining us,”Tina Fey said excitedly in a statement.

With all the films she’s been doing it’s just a good thing to know that she’s still attracted to television!

Looking forward to it.

“The Paps!”

Ya gotta see this!

The ex James Bond actor, and his wife Keely Shaye Smith were spotted entering the Bedford Medical building in Beverly Hills recently.

Check out Pierce when he gets in the elevator.

Now that’s a James Bond flip off!

“Gotta love it!”

“The Paps”

That’s Sharon Stone’s and her rumored boyfriend Chase Dreyfous coming from Malibu’s Marmalade Cafe.

Yeah, he’s a younger guy!

From what I understand she’s 50 and he’s 24.

The unlikely pair first met in early July while working together on Sharon’s charity, Planet Hope.

Weeks later they were spotted getting cozy at a party thrown by fashion designer Christian Audigier on in Los Angeles.

And, here they’re holding hands after a nice meal in Malibu.

Rumor is - she started with the “shrimp” and ended with a “baby” rack of lamb!

No, word as to whether he had the kiddie plate!

“The Paps!”

Whatever she sees - she’s seeing a lot of it!

Cameron and Paul were spotted walking hand in hand in New York recently and even showed up smiling and happy at the U.S. Open this week!

All I know is, Paul passes the office test.

I pulled these pictures up on the computer and the office girls went nuts (no pun intended)!

They certainly saw what Cameron sees in him.

And, the date at the U.S. Open was perfect for them because they do seem like a good match.

Good luck guys,

Let’s just hope when the infatuation fades - you’ll still see eye to eye on things!

Peace!

“The Paps!”

Who wouldn’t want an autograph from that kid?

Looks like Christina Aguilera is getting her son Max off to a showbiz start!

No wonder he lights up her world.

Here’s what People reported her saying about him recently:

“[He is] amazing, incredible,” the singer, 27, tells Entertainment Tonight. “He just lights up my whole world every day with his laughs and his smiles.”

“He’s a mover and shaker. He’s just a smiley, happy guy. I really lucked out,” Aguilera tells USA Today, adding that on Labor Day, she and husband Jordan Bratman, 31, took Max to the superhero exhibit at New York’s Metropolitan Museum of Art for “his first museum experience.”

Check out Kim and her sister Kourtney shopping at Intermix on Robertson Blvd. recently.

They were generous with their time, posing with fans and smiling throughout.

Enjoy,

“The Paps!

That’s Ashlee as she left the Luxe Hotel in Beverly Hills last Tuesday.

Check out the bump!

Rumor is she got a little prenatal massage!

Enjoy,

“The Paps!”