Celebrity Laughs: Amy Winehouse Busted for Drunk Swimming!
Yet another case of celebrity drunk swiming!
Wait, were there others?
Who cares, this one’s funny enough!
The staff at Amy Winehouse’s luxury Caribbean resort have banned her from taking dips in their pool, according to the Sun.
Apparently, the bosses at the Cotton Bay complex in St Lucia were worried by Wino’s latest habit of going swimming after marathon drinking sessions!
Like we need this!!
We have enough things to worry about with our celebrities - now drunk swimming?
Imagine the dangers…..
Celebrities weaving in and out of lanes!
Crazed celebrity butterfly binges!
Celebrity water log parties!
Back stroke celebrity shooters!
Oh, and the bad example it would set for kids…..
Potted celebrities running on the cement without shoes!
Sloshed stars brazenly jumping into the pool less than a half hour after they eat!
Stewed celebs peeing on the pool hours sign!
And, let’s not forget the frightening thought of what it could lead to - drunk celebrity diving!!!!
Let’s hope this tragic trend ends with Amy.
I don’t think I could handle the new show, “Celebrity Pool Interventions!”
Gotta love it!
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