Top 10 reason why terrorists should NOT put Amy Winehouse on their hit list!!
So did you hear this one?
Supposedly, Amy Winehouse has been put on a terrorist hit list!
From our humor file, here’s the top 10 reasons why it would behoove the terrorists to NOT put her on the list…….
10. She alone is responsible for half the opiate profits of Afghanistan!
9. She makes us all more Holy - you take one look at her and go - Holy ***t!
8. Can be used as a P.O.W. lookalike for bargaining purposes!
7. She’s a good argument against the Western lifestyle!
6. She’s a good argument FOR women’s Vails!
5. Could easily be Osama’s love child!
4. She’s a staunch supporter of turbans!
3. Her spare needles could help with - free Iraqi flu shots!
2. Mixture of chemicals in her body could spontaneously combust and blow up evil capitalist trappings!
And, the number one reason Amy Winehouse should not be put on the terrorist list is…….
#1 - It won’t matter because in 10 years she’ll look like Salman Rushdie anyway!
Peace,
“The Paps!”
January 13th, 2009 at 7:41 am
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