These are some shots of Britney recently carrying on her everyday life.
Starbucks, shopping, lunch break - so innocent and normal.
And, she looks great.
We’re getting used to it!
So now, when dirtbag ex ADNAN (add nothing to life) GHALIB says he has a Britney sex tape he’s willing to sell, it seems all the more shocking!
This according to the Sun:
ADNAN GHALIB, the British pap whom she dated during her breakdown, says he WILL sell the tape for the right price.
He told Heat magazine: “There is such a tape, but I won’t discuss prices for hypothetical enquiries.
“Unless there is a locked-in deal, I will go no further.”
An unconfirmed source claims the two-hour X-rated footage features Britney naked wearing just a pink wig and was allegedly shot while on holiday in Mexico.
Adnan added: “I am not interested in selling out any other details about Britney. “
He’s not interested in selling out any other details - oh my God, a noble dirtbag!
Kind of like Congress and Wall St.!
With that in mind - here’s an idea.
We use all these dirtbags to our advantage.
First, we make Adnan turn the tape over to the American public.
Stay with me.
Then, we sell it directly to the public!
We make a fortune but all profits must go into the Wall St. bailout.
This way we buy from a dirt bag, sell to dirt bags and bail out the dirt bags of Wall St.!
It’s the “dirt bag” bailout plan!
The key - it costs us nothing!
And, Britney’s our hero!
I love a good Hollywood ending.
Just a thought,
“The Paps!”
