NAOMI CAMPBELL - BEHAVING IN PARADISE!
There’s an old saying - give people their due!
It means congratulate them when they’re doing something right.
And, it’s been a while now since Naomi Campbell spit on someone or threw a cell phone at a maid, so maybe it’s time to congratulate Naomi.
Of course, when your on the Spanish island of Formentera with a rich boyfriend, Vladislav Doronin, like she was last weekend, there’s not much to spit at.
Still, it’s nice to see.
Way to go, Naomi!
But, we all know old habits die hard.
So, if you ever get your old urges back, here’s a little suggestion.
Don’t spit on people.
Be adventurous!
I would suggest taking the yacht to a piece of paradise in the British Virgin Islands ………………
SANDY SPIT!
Yes, it’s an actual island and that’s it’s real name.
Sandy Spit lies immediately south of Green Cay and is within spitting distance of Jost Van Dyke and Sandy Cay.
The perfect beach is punctuated by a cluster of rocks with green vegetation and two lonely coconut palms.
But, for you, it could be a tropical spittoon!
A charming chew cup!
Why not spit in luxury, right?
Sorry, Naomi, no word as to whether there’s a “Cell Phone Split Maids Skull” island!
Peace,
“The Paps!”
