Well, I think we finally know what John Mayer is to women.

A charming playboy - No!

An amazing lover - No

A waste of time - BAM, you got it!

He’s now saying that’s why he broke up with Jennifer Aniston - he didn’t want to waste her time.

Please!

I think even guys have lost it for him after this one.

We’ve all had that buddy.

You go from bragging about him “Oh, yeah, that’s my best buddy John! He bags all the hottest babes!” to “That’s my slimy band mate, boil him first and keep your sisters away!

Come on, John.

If you didn’t want to waste her time - why didn’t you just - not boink her in the first place?

That would have saved her time and dignity!

And, the other reasons for the break-up.

No chemistry.

It’s all about truth.

So, 7th grade!

I bet you even said, “Let’s be friends!

Can you say, self centered?

I can see the break-up now, “This doesn’t have anything to do with you … I’m the one! ……………

And, right now, he outclasses you!

Time to prove us wrong!

“The Paps!”

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