Check out Brendan Fraser talking about The Mummy: Tomb Of The Dragon Emperor.
But, here’s some thing you might not know about mummys!
- Q: Where do mummies go for a swim?
A: To the dead sea. - Q: Why was the mummy so tense?
A: He was all wound up. - Q: Why don’t mummies take vacations?
A: They’re afraid they’ll relax and unwind. - Q: Why couldnt the mummy come outside?
A: Because he was all wrapped up. - Q: What is a Mummies’ favorite type of music?
A: Wrap. - Q: Why don’t mummies take vacations?
A: They’re afraid they’ll relax and unwind. - Q: What kind of girl does a mummy take on a date ?
A: Any old girl he can dig up. - Q: Why did the mummy leave his tomb after 1000 years ?
A: Because he thought he was old enough to leave home. - Q: Where do mummies go if they want to swim ?
A: The Dead Sea. - Q: Why were ancient Egyptian children confused?
A: Because their daddies were mummies.
I like my people to be well informed!
Enjoy!
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