DENISE RICHARDS - COMPLI - HATED!

Well, Denise Richards controversial new reality show debuted on E! Monday to little fanfare.

According to the Palm Beach Post it was boring.

Here’s what they had to say:

In the debut episode, we saw Denise visiting the DMV to get her maiden name back on her drivers license. That had to be the most riveting moment in reality TV history. The tension! The drama! The lines!

All of it is standard-issue celeb-reality TV and not really worth your time. Denise also doesn’t come across as very likable (no big shocker there), even if she wants to be viewed as a caring single mom (Sheen took his ex to court to keep Denise from putting their two young children in the show, but lost) who’s also taking care of her dad after his wife of 37 years died of cancer. It all smacks of a desperate attempt of damage control and image building.

Kind of rough, huh?

I didn’t see it but it does sound kind of lame.

I mean, who wants to go to the DMV?

Even if it’s on T.V.!

The actual divorce with ex Charlie Sheen is much more interesting.

Sheen accused Richards of asking for his sperm; Richards called said sperm “prostitute-tranny infested.”

Ew, tranny infested.

Is there some sort of flea spray for that?

Anyway, Sheen claimed Richards calls him for no reason; Richards said Sheen sent her a text message telling her to “get cancer” and “rot in hell.”

Good to know they’re both thinking about the kids.

Charlie didn’t want her to use the kids on the show.

I guess he was worried they’d become “Reality” infested and there’s no drugs for that!

My feeling is if she wants her show to be a little more entertaining she needs to infest it with ……..

TRANNIES!

It’s a little less complicated and a lot funnier!

“The Paps!”

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