I was just about to talk about how nothing was going on with Britney (that being a good thing) when Daily Mail comes out with a report that she’s got a new guy!
Here’s what they’re saying:
Britney Spears is getting both her life – including her love life - back on track, as she stepped out with her rumoured new man, Jason Trawick.
The pair made their first public appearance together at a party for Ed Hardy designer Christian Audigier
Trawick already has a professional relationship with the singer, he is an agent with the powerful William Morris talent agency that looks after the star.
Wow, an agent.
At least it’s not a sleazy “pap” like before.
But is an agent that much better?
You know the old joke ….
After a difficult day a struggling actor returns to his neighborhood and is shocked to find a cadre of police and fire trucks surrounding the smoldering remains of his house.
Explaining who he was he asks “What happened?”
“Well,” one of the officer’s says, “It seems that your agent came by your house earlier today and while he was here he attacked your wife, assaulted your children, beat your dog and burned your house to the ground.”
The actor is struck speechless, his jaw hanging open in disbelief… “My agent came to my house?”
Good luck on those house calls, Brit!
“The Paps!”
