JODIE FOSTER - TIRED OF THE RELATIONSHIP!
I want you to know “The Paps” isn’t obsessed with lesbians - it just seems to be what’s going on right now.
According to England’s Daily Mail :
Jodie Foster has reportedly ended her long-time love affair with movie producer Cydney Bernard. The couple have two children - both of whom Foster gave birth to, and 54-year-old Bernard adopted.
Boy ya hate to see that, huh?
A couple of kids growing up without a mom and a …… well, another mom!
People are saying this is the most shocking lesbian love scandal to grip this town in years.
Well, with the possible exception of the time Rosie O’Donald - actually had a date!
That was shocking.
I guess Jodie dumped Cydney for screenwriter Cindy Mort.
The two apparently met on the set of Foster’s 2007 movie “The Brave One.”
Which would make Cindy - “The Better One.”
Bernard is said to be devastated.
In other words, she’s - “The Bitter One.”
Apparently, Bernard had no Idea.
I guess you’d call that - “Silence of the Lez!”
Stop me …… I got a million of them!
Anyway, here’s to smooth sailing in the future ladies.
We all know how bumpy the cruise can be on the lesbian love boat!
Smooth sailing!
“The Paps!”
