You gotta love this!
Paula is now critiquing songs that were never sung!
She’s gone from “Paula Ab-Drool” to “Paula Ab-Dual!”
She thought he sang two songs!
The big question is - which of Paula’s two personalities heard which song?
Let’s face it, “two” shouldn’t be this difficult.
Two - the number of brain cells you need to be a critic on that show!
Two - the number of people in the world who were as confused as Paula!
Two - the number of nipples Simon flaunts every night!
See how easy?
Now, in a segment that will air tonight, she told ET that she got her “notes” mixed up!
How much is she getting paid not to do that?
$500,000 per note?
They should give her “two” “half” paychecks - I’ll bet she’ll straighten that out in a flash!
“The Paps!”
