The “Paps” caught Reese Witherspoon at the airport looking like she’d just heard the news about the lady from Texas who was forced to remove her nipple ring before boarding a plane!
Gloria Allred said it best - since when have nipple rings been considered dangerous weapons?
What - is she going to go on a ta-ta attack?
If a pilot let’s a nipple ring bring him down - he doesn’t deserve to fly!
What’s next - cock rings?
That’s all we need - some creepy, middle aged, security guard reject waving a wand at our wanker!
Could the TSA people get any dumber?
Maybe!
“The Paps!”
